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Tag: football

Piper’s Arreton Tomato Crisps

Eight weeks ago, the Ventrilocrisp was playing football. It took a step to the left —nothing unusual—but suddenly, something was … More

Crisp assessment, crisp review, crisps, football, knee injury, piper's, tomato

Cheetos Cheese Flavour Footballs

‘The Ventrilocrisp had high hopes for the footballs, expecting a specimen, like the beautiful game itself, with mass appeal.’ When … More

anger, Crisp assessment, crisp review, crisps, football, poison

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